Well I had a fantastic girls only weekend with my mom last Friday and Saturday. The two of us stayed at the most adorable bed and breakfast on Mackinaw Island and spent most of our time on the island. I've only been there once before and it was awesome! But it felt good just to have a girls only time with my mom. It was a lot of fun. I would have liked getting a better look at the Grand Hotel but we didnt dare. If you're not a guest you have to pay to look around. So we didnt get too close unless someone demanded that we pay. You're not even supposed to take pictures if you're not staying there!!!!! Well HA!!! I took some anyway!
Of course we made sure to purchase some of the fudge the Mackinac's are famous for. JoAnnes beats Ryba's by a long shot!
I think I earned HosekiDragon's eternal love when I brought her-her early birthday present of a slab of Peanut Butter Fudge all for herself. Her peanut butter intake is extremely low so peanut anything is like the Holy Grail for her.
So now I am bored out of my head at work (I know I said my mood was Bliss but I just liked to see the head bounce) wearing my new Mackinac Island sweatshirt and sipping hot (actually lukewarm now) tea from my Mackinac Island mug and enjoying my Dragons Eye pendant necklace from the Twisted Crystal in Mackinac City. There are a lot of Mackinac's up there. Mackinac City, Mackinac Island, Mackinac Bridge. Just a matter of lack of imagination I guess.




I"m still continuing the Deviant List so please, If you have even the slightest idea of anything you could add to the List please send me a note with your thought.
I am sad to say though that I havent been able to gather with friends to do any of these.

100 WAYS TO BE DEVIANT!!!!!!

- deviating from what is considered normal in a group or for a society.
BREAK THE NORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't come up with 100 ways yet but that is my goal. If you have anything that you think would qualify as "deviant" send me a note with your thoughts and I'll add it (should it be appropriate). Try doing some of these. Who knows? you might find being simply deviant to be fun.


1) Riding an escalator backwards
2) Throw water balloons from the top cart of the ferris wheel
3) When in a public place, randomly burst out laughing at the top of your voice.
4) Take a group of friends to the mall and break into song in every store you go to.
5) **Press all the buttons on the elevator
6) Go to the mall with a friend and a camera. Every once and a while ask a person or group of people to take a picture with you.
7) Play Uno on the floor of the seafood section of a major store.
8) *Pick a random word and for the whole day say it at the end of every sentence.
9) For guys, go to a clothing store, pick out the prettiest, frilliest, skimpiest pair of womens panties you can find, then walk up to one of the workers (garment in plain sight) and ask where the dressing rooms are. See how they react. (please do not follow up with the request)
- Jeff Foxworthy
10)Follow a stranger around in the grocery store and put random things into their cart
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Take things OUT of their cart
11)**Go to the store, find an open space and just continuously stare straight up at the ceiling.
12) **Talk to yourself in public
13) *Take a bike off the rack at the store and ride it through the aisles. If anyone asks about it, say your trying it out and your not satisfied.
14) At the store, stand close behind a stranger with a small spray bottle filled with water. Squirt the back of their head and neck once while pretending to sneeze very loudly. When they turn around Hide the bottle and look oblivious.
15) *Walk around school on crutches. When people ask why you're on crutches answer, "Because it looked like fun."
16) - Run like a maniac from the zoo screaming, "THEY'RE LOOSE!!! THEY'RE LOOSE!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!"
17) Give strangers hug, see how they react.
18) **In the toy aisle, press every "try me" button there is at the same time. Make everything go off at once.
19) **Try things on in the store and wear it around while shopping. ie. hats, etc (make sure the tag is showing)
20) Sniff everything
21) Stare
22) **Move a "Wet Floor" Sign to a carpeted area.
23) Just start talking to someone about video games.
24) - Take your infant, cousin, or infant sibling to the mall, put them in one of those twin strollers then run around the halls looking frantic.
25) At a family reunion, act like you don't know anybody.
26) Buy a handful of helium balloons and you and your friends go to a fast food place. Bring the balloons inside, place an order and sit down with your meal. Between taking bites suck the helium and start a conversation.
27) SuperGlue coins to the pavement and casually watch from a distance as people try to pick them up.
28) Walk up the the Drive-Thru window and place an order.
29) Stand outside of a Dollar Store and ask people coming in and out if they'll do the Chicken Dance with you as a friend stands by with a video camera.
30) While waiting in line at a Fast Food restaurant do the Hokey Pokey and ask others to do it with you. If they say no, look at them like they're crazy.
31) - Go into the dressing room of a store and after waiting for a while scream, "THEY'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!!"
32) - After the voice on the intercom sounds at a store, look up awed and afraid and say, "I didnt know God had a lisp." OR "Oh my goodness! God wants me to go to the frozen food section!!!!"
33) - Walk around in public carrying your purse strap in your mouth.
34) - Sneak girly underwear and bras into the mens department and hang them on the racks outside the Men's Dressing Rooms.
35) - Play Hide and seek at Meijer.
36) Go into a mall with a fancy camera, pick random people and say that you're a nude photographer and ask if they'll be your model. See how they respond.
37) Take a large stick somewhere in public and talk to it like it's a real person.
38) Have a light saber battle through the aisles of Wal-Mart. Quote parts of Star Wars and purposely be over dramatic.
39) - Go into Wal-Mart at midnight and set all the clocks to go off in 5 minute intervals (the employees hate that)
40) - Have a fake gun battle in the store.
41) -Walk into an elevator and instead of facing the door, stand facing the people.
42) Put on a white lab coat in a major store, carry a clipboard and wear outrageously large glasses and take notes about the stupidest thing.
43) Pretend to have multiple personality disorder. Talk out loud in public.
44)Speak in jargon very loudly.
45)Talk about nonsense with an accent.
46)Have a hand farting contest in public
47)Pretend to be like in a scene of a James Bond movie. Act like spies and try to shoot the other players but over exaggerate everything.
48)Play multiple ad lib skits
49)End all sentences in "In accordance to the prophesy" Or a variation of such.
50)- Cover your eyes and tell people you're invisible.
51)Play Red Light, Green Light in an aisle of a major store.
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*From HosekiDragon
**From Akime-Hime
- If quoted or heard somewhere else than the corridors of my mind.